Category Archives: Humor
Everyone needs a mugshot… or two… or three…
Everyone needs an avatar. What with all the social media services you need to stick one on these days. Do you use the same face for Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Tumbler, Gravitar, AOL, Yahoo and all the others (the list goes … Continue reading
Hungry escalator only leaves kids shoe at Woolworths #photo
The escalator had stopped. And stuck at the end was a small child’s shoe. The escalator must have been hungry, if all it left was a shoe. Shoppers were inconvenienced, trudging down the busiest escalator at Woolworths Town Hall. Past … Continue reading
There was a young man named Fred #limerick
There was a young man named Fred. Who liked to stay in bed. He slept with a pillow, And strangely a willow, That was comfortable for his head.
Carbon Dating – Periodic Personals
Name: Carbon Bio: My lucky numbers are 6 and 12. I once flirted with 14, but that was only a half life. Works well in groups. particularly with other Carbon, Hydrogen and Oxygen. But, Oh, some people are against this … Continue reading
Waiting at table infinity. Hope we aren’t served in numerical order! (photo)
Waiting at table infinity. I hope we aren’t served in numerical order!
Bacon a cake for @RenaiLeMay (for earlier this week) #cartoon
Here is a cartoon I cooked up for Renai LeMay’s birthday. Hope you had a good one. Or should I say “Happy Baconthday” ?
Electrolux new power razor, for that stubborn beard (photo)
Leaving the building I noticed this box waiting for someone to collect it. And was slightly shocked. I didn’t realise that Electrolux had gone into the power razor business! But what a razor it must be, coming in a box … Continue reading
The latest campaign to stop an oppressive regime? #EndRoadwork
Walking past UTS today I was confronted by this sign in the middle of the foot path. Is this a part of a protest movement against another oppressive regime? Another cause they we should all be standing up in support … Continue reading
Christmas Eve, all spoons are banned, no stirring!
As the poem says: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; So put those spoons away people.
Psychiatrist to the lightbulb (cartoon)
Cartoon along the lines of the how many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb joke, with a Freudian addition. Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A. One–but the light bulb has … Continue reading
