Category Archives: Humor

Jokes and things I thought were funny.

NZ Police look for alcohol and drugs in Wee Waa NSW at Daft Punk concert

Not only do New Zealand authorities appear to have stepped outside the law to pursue people like Kim Dotcom. According to the Sydney Morning Herald, NZ Police were patrolling the Daft Punk album launch concert in Wee Waa, NSW. According … Continue reading

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Everyone needs a mugshot… or two… or three…

Everyone needs an avatar. What with all the social media services you need to stick one on these days. Do you use the same face for Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Tumbler, Gravitar, AOL, Yahoo and all the others (the list goes … Continue reading

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Hungry escalator only leaves kids shoe at Woolworths #photo

The escalator had stopped. And stuck at the end was a small child’s shoe. The escalator must have been hungry, if all it left was a shoe. Shoppers were inconvenienced, trudging down the busiest escalator at Woolworths Town Hall. Past … Continue reading

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There was a young man named Fred #limerick

There was a young man named Fred. Who liked to stay in bed. He slept with a pillow, And strangely a willow, That was comfortable for his head.

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Carbon Dating – Periodic Personals

Name: Carbon Bio: My lucky numbers are 6 and 12. I once flirted with 14, but that was only a half life. Works well in groups. particularly with other Carbon, Hydrogen and Oxygen. But, Oh, some people are against this … Continue reading

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Waiting at table infinity. Hope we aren’t served in numerical order! (photo)

Waiting at table infinity. I hope we aren’t served in numerical order!

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Bacon a cake for @RenaiLeMay (for earlier this week) #cartoon

Here is a cartoon I cooked up for Renai LeMay’s birthday. Hope you had a good one. Or should I say “Happy Baconthday” ? 🙂

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Electrolux new power razor, for that stubborn beard (photo)

Leaving the building I noticed this box waiting for someone to collect it. And was slightly shocked. I didn’t realise that Electrolux had gone into the power razor business! But what a razor it must be, coming in a box … Continue reading

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The latest campaign to stop an oppressive regime? #EndRoadwork

Walking past UTS today I was confronted by this sign in the middle of the foot path. Is this a part of a protest movement against another oppressive regime? Another cause they we should all be standing up in support … Continue reading

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Christmas Eve, all spoons are banned, no stirring!

As the poem says: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; So put those spoons away people.

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