conservatopia \ con·serv·a·to·pia \ noun:
An imagined place or state where nothing ever changes. A place that suffers of newmonia often wished they were.
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conservatopia (definition)
newmonia (definition)
newmonia \ neu·moh·nee·uh \ noun:
A medical condition where suffers feel the need to complain about all the new things they encounter.
illiteration / elliteration (definition)
illiteration \ ill·lit·er·a·tion \ noun:
When all the diseases a hypochondriac thinks they have start with the same letter or sound.
elliteration \ e·lit·er·a·tion \ noun:
When a individual posts the same thing, or something that sounds the same, online over and over again.
fragrant disregard
fragrant disregard \ phrase
an obvious, conspicuously bad sense of smell
“He showed fragrant disregard at the markets, and bought fish that smelt dreadful.”
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The English on this menu in China Town reads “Shredded pork in fragrant hot sauce”.
Although, a literal translation of the Chinese 魚香肉絲 would be “fish-smelling shredded meat”.
Which shows why the literal translation isn’t always what you want.
Probe logger
Probe logger \ noun:
The alien who’s job it is to record details about mind probes installed in abductees.
procrastinate
procrastinate \ pro·cras·ti·nate \ verb:
( remember to finish this section tomorrow )
Pannedemic
Pannedemic \ panned-em-ic \ noun:
When everyone criticises all you do and think, and you are getting sick of it.


