Category Archives: Humor

Jokes and things I thought were funny.

Hungry escalator only leaves kids shoe at Woolworths #photo

The escalator had stopped. And stuck at the end was a small child’s shoe. The escalator must have been hungry, if all it left was a shoe. Shoppers were inconvenienced, trudging down the busiest escalator at Woolworths Town Hall. Past … Continue reading

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There was a young man named Fred #limerick

There was a young man named Fred. Who liked to stay in bed. He slept with a pillow, And strangely a willow, That was comfortable for his head.

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Carbon Dating – Periodic Personals

Name: Carbon Bio: My lucky numbers are 6 and 12. I once flirted with 14, but that was only a half life. Works well in groups. particularly with other Carbon, Hydrogen and Oxygen. But, Oh, some people are against this … Continue reading

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Waiting at table infinity. Hope we aren’t served in numerical order! (photo)

Waiting at table infinity. I hope we aren’t served in numerical order!

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Bacon a cake for @RenaiLeMay (for earlier this week) #cartoon

Here is a cartoon I cooked up for Renai LeMay’s birthday. Hope you had a good one. Or should I say “Happy Baconthday” ? 🙂

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Electrolux new power razor, for that stubborn beard (photo)

Leaving the building I noticed this box waiting for someone to collect it. And was slightly shocked. I didn’t realise that Electrolux had gone into the power razor business! But what a razor it must be, coming in a box … Continue reading

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The latest campaign to stop an oppressive regime? #EndRoadwork

Walking past UTS today I was confronted by this sign in the middle of the foot path. Is this a part of a protest movement against another oppressive regime? Another cause they we should all be standing up in support … Continue reading

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Christmas Eve, all spoons are banned, no stirring!

As the poem says: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; So put those spoons away people.

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Psychiatrist to the lightbulb (cartoon)

Cartoon along the lines of the how many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb joke, with a Freudian addition. Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A. One–but the light bulb has … Continue reading

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End of the World 2.0.11.11.11.11.11.11

Welcome to End of the World 2.0.11.11.11.11.11.11 If you are reading this message then either: The world has not yet ended in your time zone yet The message has been posted too early Someone stuffed up their prediction Sorry for … Continue reading

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