Tag Archives: humour
Algie computing (definition)
algie computing / algae computing / noun: Where a software project grows to consume all resources in your computing pool if left unchecked. Continue reading
e-waist (definition)
e-waist / e waist / noun: Someone’s middle that has expanded due to the over use of technology. Often caused by too much office work. “Fred realised his e-waist was generated by sitting behind a desk at the computer all … Continue reading
Irate Pirate vs. I Rate Pirate (definition)
Irate Pirate \ noun: The label given to very angry pirates. Often characterised by more cursing and waving of swords, flintlock Pistols, and other object than usual. “The pirate staggered into the tavern. Cursed at avery second person they passed, … Continue reading
I browse recipes vs. Eyebrows recipes
When your cooking ideas just go the wrong way Continue reading
Politicians line up to donate words to Charles Firth’s Museum
Recent news coverage about Charles Firth’s Museum of Words has reached the parliaments of Australia, and he has scored somewhat of a coup. While The Guardian see the museum as a failed stunt, many politicians are lining up to loan … Continue reading
Everyone needs a mugshot… or two… or three…
Everyone needs an avatar. What with all the social media services you need to stick one on these days. Do you use the same face for Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Tumbler, Gravitar, AOL, Yahoo and all the others (the list goes … Continue reading
There was a young man named Fred #limerick
There was a young man named Fred. Who liked to stay in bed. He slept with a pillow, And strangely a willow, That was comfortable for his head.
Carbon Dating – Periodic Personals
Name: Carbon Bio: My lucky numbers are 6 and 12. I once flirted with 14, but that was only a half life. Works well in groups. particularly with other Carbon, Hydrogen and Oxygen. But, Oh, some people are against this … Continue reading
End of the World 2.0.11.11.11.11.11.11
Welcome to End of the World 2.0.11.11.11.11.11.11 If you are reading this message then either: The world has not yet ended in your time zone yet The message has been posted too early Someone stuffed up their prediction Sorry for … Continue reading
What do you use for baby showers?
A friend had a baby show today, and I was supposed to send advice. Feeling I had already made some suggestions I drew this as a bit of comedic relief.