Category Archives: Humor
Cryptoecurrency (definition)
Cryptoecurrency (or Crypt toe currency)\ noun:A currency used by grave robbers, necromancers, and other denizens of graveyards. Mostly comprised of toes collected from dead bodies.
I browse recipes vs. Eyebrows recipes
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Door 404: Apartment Not Found #photo
Wandering the halls. Looking for an apartment. And, all I get is this 404 error message!
Politicians line up to donate words to Charles Firth’s Museum
Recent news coverage about Charles Firth’s Museum of Words has reached the parliaments of Australia, and he has scored somewhat of a coup. While The Guardian see the museum as a failed stunt, many politicians are lining up to loan … Continue reading
Need an anti-virus solution? Try this new (no)power solution
Are you having problems finding an adequate anti-virus to protect the users you support? Try this new (no)power solution. Removing the possibility of unintentional or intentional installation of malware or viruses. It reduces infection rate to zero. And is a … Continue reading
Caution! Portal floor cleaning in progress!
When warning signs go up to for floor cleaning, often they are just to make you aware of the dangers of slippery floors. Where as, this one for Portal floor cleaning warns not to step too close, or you might … Continue reading
NZ Police look for alcohol and drugs in Wee Waa NSW at Daft Punk concert
Not only do New Zealand authorities appear to have stepped outside the law to pursue people like Kim Dotcom. According to the Sydney Morning Herald, NZ Police were patrolling the Daft Punk album launch concert in Wee Waa, NSW. According … Continue reading
Everyone needs a mugshot… or two… or three…
Everyone needs an avatar. What with all the social media services you need to stick one on these days. Do you use the same face for Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Tumbler, Gravitar, AOL, Yahoo and all the others (the list goes … Continue reading
Hungry escalator only leaves kids shoe at Woolworths #photo
The escalator had stopped. And stuck at the end was a small child’s shoe. The escalator must have been hungry, if all it left was a shoe. Shoppers were inconvenienced, trudging down the busiest escalator at Woolworths Town Hall. Past … Continue reading
There was a young man named Fred #limerick
There was a young man named Fred. Who liked to stay in bed. He slept with a pillow, And strangely a willow, That was comfortable for his head.