/* * Automated santa * Version: 0.1 * * http://blog.tengutech.net/ * */ #include <seasons_greetings.h> #include <children.h> char[][] children; char[] child; children = populateChildren(); foreach (child in children) { merryChristmas(child); if (isBad(child)) noPresent(child); else if (isGood(child)) givePresent(child); else logException(child, "Christmas limbo"); }
*deep voice* How low can you go?!
“Christmas limbo” is standing in a queue waiting to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas, where the line seems to progress, but you never get to the end. Think big department store in the last days before Christmas.