Category Archives: Humor
This cartoon has been classified RC
The term RC keeps getting rolled out when referring to what the filters will block. But what does RC actually stand for? Rudd and Conroy.
Real reason the government is removing foil from people’s roofs
The real reason the Australian government is removing foil from people’s roofs… …orbital mind control satellites
Bishop tries for a conversion
After the recent Atheist event in Melbourne, the Catholic bishops of Australia seems to be singling out Atheists as the reason for the current drop in church a attendance. Though Atheists feel that are being made scapegoats. Perhaps the problem … Continue reading
Protection from trees
On my way to work I noticed these warning signs put out by council to protect the public from trees. A reminder to all cyclists and pedestrians of the dangers trees present. As you can see, they had to bury … Continue reading
Nomadic Rug Trader
Had lunch in Pyrmont today and I was thinking about an establishment called the Nomadic Rug Trader. So what do they sell? Nomadic Rugs I suppose. And do these rugs travel in herds? Perhaps they need a shepard? Which is … Continue reading
conservatopia (definition)
conservatopia \ con·serv·a·to·pia \ noun: An imagined place or state where nothing ever changes. A place that suffers of newmonia often wished they were.
newmonia (definition)
newmonia \ neu·moh·nee·uh \ noun: A medical condition where suffers feel the need to complain about all the new things they encounter.
Schools will be rated by Lleyton Hewitt
In today’s Sun Herald Julia Gillard reviles that schools will now be rated by Lleyton Hewitt. Upon hearing the news at his court in Melbourne Mr Hewitt raised his fist and screamed in joy. The familiar ‘Common’ could be heard … Continue reading
Wheelchairs and strollers approaching, are you ready?
Outside Paddy’s Markets today I noticed these signs to forewarn you. Prepare for the arrival of wheelchairs and strollers (stage left). Are you ready?
A supermarket aisle to marvel at
Noticed this sign at the end of an aisle in Coles at Broadway shopping centre. Perhaps it is a sign of things you will need together. ie. if you eat too much canned fish, Mexican and Asian food, you will … Continue reading