In today’s Sun Herald Julia Gillard reviles that schools will now be rated by Lleyton Hewitt.
Upon hearing the news at his court in Melbourne Mr Hewitt raised his fist and screamed in joy. The familiar ‘Common’ could be heard a block away.
Teachers are expected to object to this appointment, but the government sees it as the best way to deal with all but the most belligerent opponent.
“Common! That comment was out.” a Department spokesman was heard declaring.