Category Archives: Humor

Jokes and things I thought were funny.

Feel penalised for bad fashion sense on CityRail doll?

As you can see from this poster, CityRail is going to be imposing on the spot fines for bad dress sense. Don’t wear those Aggressive cut jeans. You might be up for a $400 on the spot fine, or 3 … Continue reading

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illiteration / elliteration (definition)

illiteration \ ill·lit·er·a·tion \ noun: When all the diseases a hypochondriac thinks they have start with the same letter or sound. elliteration \ e·lit·er·a·tion \ noun: When a individual posts the same thing, or something that sounds the same, online … Continue reading

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fragrant disregard

fragrant disregard \ phrase an obvious, conspicuously bad sense of smell “He showed fragrant disregard at the markets, and bought fish that smelt dreadful.” — The English on this menu in China Town reads “Shredded pork in fragrant hot sauce”. … Continue reading

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Much experience waiting? Join the queue

Saw this wanted ad in the window of a café in Newtown. Must have waiting and coffee experience. Yes, I’ve spent extended amounts on time waiting in phone queues for a customer service representative. And by the time you get … Continue reading

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How do you count to Windows 7?

If the next version of Windows is version 7, how do you get to that number? The last version of Windows with an advertised version number was Windows 3.1.1. So there must be 3 different version of windows in the … Continue reading

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procrastinate

procrastinate \ pro·cras·ti·nate \ verb: ( remember to finish this section tomorrow )

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Very fast food

Q: What do you call a fast food joint that fills you order before you finish giving it. A: Mach Donalds

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chk chk boom

Inspired by the recent Sydney meme, here is today’s cartoon.

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Welcome to Melbourne – Biohazard Zone

SBS reports that Melbourne has been declared ‘swine flu capital of the world‘. With 874 reported cases of H1N1, Melbourne has twice the prevelance of Mexico. That is a swine flue cases at 1 to 9,139 in Victoria, and at … Continue reading

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Swine Fu

Swine Fu \ swahyn fu \ noun: An ancient martial art form practised by members of the pig family. Similar to the other animal styles of Kung Fu, but developed for porcine rather than to mimic them. This style is … Continue reading

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