Tag Archives: humour
Much experience waiting? Join the queue
Saw this wanted ad in the window of a café in Newtown. Must have waiting and coffee experience. Yes, I’ve spent extended amounts on time waiting in phone queues for a customer service representative. And by the time you get … Continue reading
procrastinate
procrastinate \ pro·cras·ti·nate \ verb: ( remember to finish this section tomorrow )
Very fast food
Q: What do you call a fast food joint that fills you order before you finish giving it. A: Mach Donalds
England reclaims America
Do you find programs with English dictionaries where all the spelling is actually in U.S. English annoying? Or that a ‘World series’ doesn’t include people outside America? I found a funny take on this in John Cleese’s “Letter to Americaâ€. … Continue reading
oatomation
oats: A cereal that is cooked and eatern for breakfast oates: Cooked oats (also called porridge) oatification: The process where oats are transformed into oates oatomation: Mechanism used to simplify the production of oates
Bastronaut
NASA accelerates the entrance of babies into the astronaut program, because in space no one can hear you scream. (This will make more sense to people who have small children)
IMMPD
Just because you can never have enough acronyms. Instant Messenger Multiple Personality Disorder (IMMPD): When you have an identity in multiple Instant Messangers (AIM, ICQ, Jabber, MSN, etc) and log in to all of them at the same time. Worse … Continue reading